My Priorities are Me and Me and Me

6:36pm:

SOPHIE'S LJ= FUCKED SO ON HER BEHALF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY (OR PARTY O' CENT IF YOUR COOL)

FLETCHER'S BAR, ST. MARY'S GATE

TUESDAY 15TH FEBUARY

8PM-2AM

6:20pm:

HAPPY CHRISTMAS SOPHIE - im only updating today for you and because last night was such a motherfucking mad one. Went to city, obviously. Was very drunk, obviously. There was the usual grab and run, chatting shit to anyone i vaguely knew and stumbling around alone for like ten years looking for people. End of night, after falling asleep on a man and trying to persuade chloe not to have sex with other badgar man for £250, ended up at a right swanky pad, bogling in a circle with soy,cloy and three black men. Funny shit. Actually some of the funniest things i've ever heard were said last night, including: 'keeping claire happy' (ie fingering chloe) and 'squire could you please show me to my room perchance?'. Things turned a little sour when it soon became apparent that these men actually thought we were prostitutes, after indecent proposals and tyrone offering his services as a pimp. As they lived in what i now assume to be some kind of secure unit (for either mentals, criminals or both) we had to climb over a high spiked fence to get out, which chloe managed to do in a minidress and heels. Stumbled out of bed this morning to be confronted by my mum asking why there was so much bread in the house and why a loaf was in the toilet. At about 5:30 this morning saw loads of crates of bread stacked outside spar and so in keeping with the grab and run theme of our nights out we grabbed about 4 loaves each and ran. Being so drunk and stoned and tired we then decided to go into the poshest hotel in the world (it was actually made out of gold),loaded with armfuls of bread, to find a place to sleep but there was no luck so we left after having given a helpful young squire a false name to try to find our booking. I'm so fucking tired now and i was almost sick in town earlier but it is so worth it for last night. Funniest shit ever.

Merry Christmas everyone.

9:22pm: This will only mean something to, like, 2 people but i saw S(z?)aqib today. He is one homosexual motherfucker. I swear to God he was wearing a Hello Kitty badge on his tie.

11:31am: drunk. watched porn that made me physically sick last night. arianne the subway this morning was heaven you angel. what the fuck happened last night.

9:59pm: paul nicholls is so fit!

8:19pm: ah man i am EXCITED bout this partay wtf am i gonna dress as?! mmmmmm fake henry better get his sweet 16 yr old ass there and let me get my pedophilia on. I dont wanna be 18 though, 17 is a coool age. Read a hysterical story in the sun yesterday morning- some kid is called Drew Peacock and his dads just realised what it sounds like......hahahahahaha.....(maybe you had to be there :s)